Breaking news: I am officially in full clearance mode. Not “spring cleaning.” Not “decluttering.” We are talking full evacuation of furniture, clothes, TVs, printers, animal crates (from tiny pet starter size to “why does this look like it requires a permit”), and every other item that has overstayed its welcome.
Tomorrow will be a big time yard sale. All day. Items ready. Chaos organized just enough to function. No emotional attachments allowed—because I will start negotiating with myself about a chair I haven’t used in years.
If you don’t see it in the photos, don’t worry—it’s still here hiding inside like it pays rent. Everything is going out. Everything is available. Nothing is safe.
This is not a maybe sale. This is a “take it now before it gets reorganized, relocated, or mysteriously becomes mine again” situation.
Now let’s be clear—this won’t be a low-balling circus. But it will be good deal prices. Fair, reasonable, “you’re actually getting a win today” type prices. I’m clearing out, not giving things away to chaos.
Come through, grab what you need, and help me reach the final stage:
empty house, clean slate, and peace of mind.
Because once it’s gone… it’s gone. And I will absolutely act like I don’t remember ever owning it.
Sat 6/20
Start time: 7:30am
Tomorrow will be a big time yard sale. All day. Items ready. Chaos organized just enough to function. No emotional attachments allowed—because I will start negotiating with myself about a chair I haven’t used in years.
If you don’t see it in the photos, don’t worry—it’s still here hiding inside like it pays rent. Everything is going out. Everything is available. Nothing is safe.
This is not a maybe sale. This is a “take it now before it gets reorganized, relocated, or mysteriously becomes mine again” situation.
Now let’s be clear—this won’t be a low-balling circus. But it will be good deal prices. Fair, reasonable, “you’re actually getting a win today” type prices. I’m clearing out, not giving things away to chaos.
Come through, grab what you need, and help me reach the final stage:
empty house, clean slate, and peace of mind.
Because once it’s gone… it’s gone. And I will absolutely act like I don’t remember ever owning it.
Sat 6/20
Start time: 7:30am